hubris (countable and uncountable, plural hubrises)
Since the introduction of solids into the diet, the very boldness of thinking to change nappies is seen as a deceit before god. And I, the changer of nappies, have been punished with a shock to the senses that melts my face off on a regular basis. The closest thing I can liken it to is if your skin, hair and eyes all grew a thousand tiny noses and you turned into a giant amplified smell receptor. Every part of the nappy is suddenly violating your person with abrasive force.
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