So Freddie Kruger better bring it because I have a new nightmare, and I think it’ll keep old Sharp Hand Joe at bay.  Yep, been spiralling through my dreamscape of late with my son’s nappy full to the point it’s bursting at the seams and there’s no nappies left… EVER… and I can’t put him down without the fecal mire consuming him and me.

Yep.  Fatherhood even makes your nightmares into mundane perversions of unreality.